1. 1. Be kind to small, furry animals.
    (Before you eat them)
  2. Do unto others.
  3. Strive for new levels of mediocracy.
  4. Write a fan letter to the other guy from "Wham."
  5. Take your Chia Pet to the vet.
  6. Return all business-reply envelopes to the sender.
    Enclose cottage cheese.
  7. Be a leader.
  8. Attempt to have followers.
  9. Go placidly amidst the noise and haste.
    (Fewer people will suspect you.)
  10. Call telemarketing companies pretending to be a new client. Tell them you need the sales manager's name. Call his house every night to see if you missed any new offers.

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